Memo to Students and Staff

Grammarian McPartland hit the nutrition service supervisor over the head with eight verbs and a fake snake at breakfast this morning, and thus shall Arlene Emry be doing double duty for the rest of this week. If you don't know your meterz, best get ready 2 bleed.

Or at least, I think that's how the kids say it these days.

Please remember to attack every third 3rd grad- ...

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please remember to do your best always. Every Good Boy Does Fine. Find Every Alter Rocking. The music teacher lives to make your hungry fingers chuckle. The director will be missing for a week or maybe more.

Sic Semper Veritas!