Welcome victi- er... I mean students.
It's another swollen - ...er, swell semester here at SCEC, and we all look forward to helping you reach your pain threshold - ...er, potential.
Please find attached an updated list of this year's faculty; you'll notice that there have been some changes, and while we all hope that the authorities find Mrs. Dollerhyde and Professor Ottombottum soon, you'll notice that we've had to fill the Futures position and the Language Arts position. Both of our missing faculty members are terribly delish- ...er, missed, but with no real leads, we're forced to welcome TC Boil and Grammarian MacPartland--both of whom come to us from the recently downsized Hilltop Academy for Troubled Children and Emotional Teens--to our faculty. Please treat them with the respect and fea- er... respect that they deserve.
2012 SCEC Faculty:
- School Director: Dr. Salvatore Allycat
- Anti-Math: Instructor Seven
- Poetry Drillz: Arlene Emry
- Language Arts and Antistudies: Grammarian McPartland
- Futures: T.C. Boil
- Physical Exhaustion: Perspers Dolor
- Computers and Impossibilities Instructor: Dr. Aintt
- Creative History: Bibi Serviette
- Custodian: Alois Mudmaker
- Custodian: Über Underman
- Nutrition Services: Mr. and Mrs. Fatburger
- Choir/Brass Discordance/Giga-Cacophonic Studies: Zorn Tubone
- Receptionist: Pantask Awl
- School Guidance Counselor: Rumor Willis
- Foreign Languages: &*&
Please join me in celebrating a sinist- ...er... I mean a sinfu-
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Let's all have a great year, gang!
15 comments:
RoseWood speeeeeeking here.......i dont know what my name is yet in this alter school....i hope for inspiration
If this nightmare is meeting with reality, then all the students should quiver were the stand. A dark wave is sweeping into the shacks of scec, and all should hide in fear. some my try to stand against the wave of terror, but they will be pushed away........these are the stories of a fortunate few that lived to tell the horror that is scec..
Despite the interpretations involved...the synchronization of thus ideas is perhaps....anti-matter?
I've been part of the Knowers for three years now, one reason i never put used any part of my real name. The Knowers have been safe for three years, but now they've created this blog, the blog that the new principal has created. Mr Reaper isn't too great, and our Vice Ms Advocate has been working her charm over the school, no one but the Knowers knows what's about to happen here at Skulls Crushing Everyone Carelessly.
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at this school, we do not fight flesh and bone and the normal high school drama, no indeed, we fight against the dead that do not sleep, the lords of evil and forces of darkness................come join us!
I've been part of the Knowers for three years now, one reason i never put used any part of my real name. The Knowers have been safe for three years, but now they've created this blog, the blog that the new principal has created. Mr Reaper isn't too great, and our Vice Ms Advocate has been working her charm over the school, no one but the Knowers knows what's about to happen here at Skulls Crushing Everyone Carelessly.
Hey.....its dark dark night
i'm ok. really!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey
hey
Guess what the teacher did today..??? It was the worst day of my life....my life just sucks. Does anybody understand!?!?!
as i have said before.........we do not fight against flesh and bone but against the Lords of Darkness and the ones who would like to destroy us.
not pathetic creatures to be affected by this worlds worthless magic.......the creatures that we fight though out the day laugh at our small machines and ineffective weapons. the evil ones can not be fought by force; because to fight b force you have to be able to see your foe. these foes can not be vanquished with ways to kill and battle strategies. they are always 1 step ahead of us, 1 way they can to out run us, one more way to beat us back...none that live on this plane are truly able to fight the lords of evil, for they transend beyond our reach. beyond our reach of understanding and beyond our relm of imagination. the few blessed (or cursed) ones that have seen our foes have never really let us in on their visions, never have we had a true way to prepare ourselves for the things that will coexist with us for all of eternity. some may say these favored few have only had nightmares or made up these creatures. i can not say if they are telling the truth, but i can tell you what i see. you alone will have to determine in the end what is the truth.......but then again does any one know what is true in this world?
it seems as though every day of my life is worse and more boring everyday.......i wonder were i will be when i am 30 ?
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